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L Vs. L
(A novel)
"They live on dinner rolls and fake butter! They get their kicks from Vivarin and arson. One must die so the other can live! Exquisite banality mixed with subtly perverse flavorings!"
King Kong Vs. Godzilla. Punk Vs. Disco. Now Vs. Later. Two alarmingly identical red-headed teenage girls get mixed up with mediocity, forget which one is which, and take each other in a death embrace. Cover (hopefully) by Junko Mizuno.
(Part 1 in The Greenhaven Triology)
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Landscaping
(A novel)
"Pretend fights that led to broken bones! Date rape drugs that were self-administered! An elegy for a dirthead whose hands were always clean!"
Let's all get stoned and hella stupid with Christian Pierson. Animal at Large. Cocksmith & Choirboy. Inventor of "Landscaping" (i.e. smoking "boo boo" in the car and driving around). Twice decorated Major Genital of the Greenhaven Airborne Division, "because he's always high."
Excerpt
(Part 2 in The Greenhaven Triology)
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30 - 60 - 90
(A novel)
A figure of mystery that creates his own myth! Courted by intellectual elements! Hated by women, he destroys a bad system from within!
High School sucks, but revenge is tasty.
(Part 3 in The Greenhaven Triology)
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Untitled Takashi Miike Project
(Film treatment)
October, 2002
Me: "Miike-san, if I wrote a film treatment, would you take a look at it?"
Miike: "Sure, I'd do anything to help you."
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Espionage Rejects
(Multi-media franchise)
If James Joyce had written Lensman and not the other way around. The pint-sized adolescent power fantasy writ very large. Interstellar war with invisible suburban soldiers. Laser guns. Eye-catching logos. Massive merchandising opportunities!
Meiko a few years later in FEMALE CONVICT SCORPION.
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